Work, Relatable and Awkward: Profit!

Profit!

By SueSueSue - 07/10/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent my boss an animated GIF of a dancing banana instead of the report he'd requested. He replied with a dancing potato. Productivity level: absolute zero. FML

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You deserved it 641

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 15:00

Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 946

By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 022

You deserved it 2 480

Self report

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 10:00

Today, at work, I had to analyze timecards data and generate a report on the least billed / occupied people at work. I found myself at the bottom. I sent it to my boss too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 712

You deserved it 174

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 459

You deserved it 2 642

By ev_lyn_aw - 28/02/2017 02:00

Today, I received a company-wide email from my boss, praising a coworker's extra effort at improving our line of business. The coworker's efforts were a direct copy-and-paste of a plan I put together three months ago. No one cared when I gave the presentation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 897

You deserved it 441

By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 330

You deserved it 3 886

Thanks, I guess

By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 706

You deserved it 3 712

By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 194

You deserved it 4 001

Three cheers for the boobies

By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

I agree, your life sucks 598

You deserved it 679

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Green Lane

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 943

You deserved it 56 587

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 7 October 2023 6:07

That's the best kind of boss to have

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 October 2023 5:17

Are you two starting an affair?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 October 2023 5:17

Are you two starting an affair?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 7 October 2023 15:26

Is this 21st Century flirting? I want no part of it! Not that I ever will.

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 7 October 2023 18:55

Only if he looks like an absolute spud. Meanwhile, she’s got a surprise for him in her pocket AND is happy to see him.

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 7 October 2023 6:07

That's the best kind of boss to have

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 7 October 2023 18:57

I agree. Some days productivity doesn’t happen. Sometimes, things like this make future references at work good days out of bad days and better friendships/ work relationships when things get tense. You never know. It’s better than being fired or yelled at, at least…