Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my customers told me he was going to kill himself when I explained to him that I wasn't going to be able to deliver him the gallon of milk he wanted. I work in a pharmacy, dispensing medication. FML
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Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response, "Still missing". FML
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Today, I called in a refill for a vital medication that I've been on since a couple of decades ago. No big deal since I called a week in advance. I then received a notification that the specific medication is out of stock at the moment, and they won't have another set ready for four days. FML
Today, I scrambled to get out of work on the dot to go to a special pharmacy that closes at 5 pm an hour away. I arrived at 4:58. Upon reaching the door, one of the employees came and locked it in my face. Apparently, her going home early was more important than me getting my medication. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
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Sionnach 10
Skin him first, then put him on display for any other would-be troublemakers.
zinoxity 23
1 - OP can't give prescriptions to patients because he's/she's not a doctor. He/she even states that the patient's doctor isn't there. Before rushing to be first, at least read the FML properly.
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Comments (90)
HunterAlpha1 8
three words: Saturday Night Special. get one and keep it with you.
dephey89 5
I totally get what you mean....I'm a pharmacy tech and I get the same remarks....it sucks!
NamelessNeko 13
And that's when you call security.
lilo8_fml 3
Haha ran out of antipsychotic drug! Now watch ur back
zombigurl 8
looks like you need a glass between u and that person
d3athg0dd355 4
I feel ya there, as a fellow tech ppl r just plain scary but we don't play those games, I'm in the ghetto and we do ban customers for less than that. U gotta learn to stand up for ur self or they'll run over u every month....f*** drug addicts and cranky old hags (they're actually worse than the addicts) fyl
Babygirl0604 2
72 - there is no hippa violation here. No personal information was given out about the patient. If the patients name and medication was stated then yes it would be but this is just a general statement. I work in a pharmacy and this happens all the time. We have a pretty good relationship with the cops in my town.
great_nate 26
Florida!