By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 439
You deserved it 2 115

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Skin him first, then put him on display for any other would-be troublemakers.

1 - OP can't give prescriptions to patients because he's/she's not a doctor. He/she even states that the patient's doctor isn't there. Before rushing to be first, at least read the FML properly.

Comments

ggdawg24 0

Well you're alive now arn't you?

EmilieAutumn 7

One reason I'm never going to work at a pharmacy...

If you were an actual pharmacist/tech this shit would happen almost everyday. Trust me, I know.

michaeltorres 0

Woah... major HIPAA violation going on here.

NoahEibon 11

Sounds like he is my perfect next bf

That's pretty much a direct threat. Call the cops

daydreamer244 13

Maybe you can find him a nice straightjacket

Harlequin073 6

Call the police. I'm serious that constitutes as a threat in the work place. He is no longer a customer