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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

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Karen strikes again

By Ihateithere - 13/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 22:00

Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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Not now Dave

By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:10

Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.

euphoricness 28

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:12

And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?

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ncsMcLaren77 12

Monday 11 November 2013 0:34

Uh Oh, Retard Alert

caitlinbblack 14

Monday 11 November 2013 1:14

She wanted everything the steak burrito had but wanted to swap the steak with the chicken.

revidffum69 22

Monday 11 November 2013 1:51

See post #131...

Kaylias 6

Monday 11 November 2013 3:59

She could have just been stupid but she also could have thought they were premade and she wanted everything on a steak burrito but with chicken instead. I know that's not how chipotle works. But she couldn't have known. Or maybes she's stupid. XD

halomasterT2012 7

Monday 11 November 2013 4:45

Did you tell her that's called a chicken burrito?

xxxkassixxx 8

Monday 11 November 2013 17:37

This is why god made chicken burritos I really have an urge to smack myself in the face

sickerthanyou 13

Monday 11 November 2013 19:11

next time give her a pork burrito, and tell her it looks like beef but it's dark meat chicken.

beyamia 6

Monday 11 November 2013 20:26

Thank God I skipped the stupid part of my teenage years.

diva239 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:41

This is why I hate people

ladyofthewest 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 13:24

omg......i used to work at chipotle. this is for reals. there so many moments where id look at them and want to say "are you legitimately stupid? or ******* with me?" it is sad how dumb kids are these days

imber_xp 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:57

Chipotle sucks. Welcome to Moes!

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