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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

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Karen strikes again

By Ihateithere - 13/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 22:00

Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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Not now Dave

By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:10

Chicken fried steak, anyone? The most confusing dish name ever.

euphoricness 28

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:12

And then she asked for sour scream and cheese without like, the cheese?

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adrianl0l 2

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:09

Blonde ?

jenipeo13 2

Friday 15 November 2013 5:06

OP I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! I Too work at Chipotle and I have had this exact same question asked. I literally rolled my eyes and looked towards my manager who pursed his lips and took over while I walked away and continued my pre-close. Seriously, we tell customers that you can create it however you want, I can't believe they're still that idiotic.

dp68w 7

Friday 15 November 2013 10:50

My favorite experience is when the customer tells you everything they want, but not what they want itserved in; IE a burrito, bowl, salad... they just glare at you like you're some kind of idiot when you ask them, in what?

DiMoB 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:06

She must've been blonde

darkfireflame 15

Monday 17 February 2014 6:20

"One chicken burrito coming right up."

OctoberJade 12

Sunday 23 February 2014 21:17

Give her a chicken burrito, charge her for a steak.

BiNeko 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 15:50

seems perfectly fine to me. So not an FML

MetalMario38 9

Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:12

Please, don't let it breed.

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Sunday 8 March 2015 22:08

I have done this

Pirate10100 4

Monday 5 September 2016 17:03

I hear stuff like this daily. "Can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese" thats called a hamburger you know...

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