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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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Hangry

By Anonymous - 08/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML

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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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g160 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:44

ewww hope it's not near MY campus :p

wanderingidiot 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:12

yyummm, if ur a chick, thats rather hot!

melissa0309 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:03

Fake. and disgusting.

tibbydibby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:06

Way to have compassion towards the person in NEED. ]:

derekb 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:09

Wow, this yet again is an example of a person who is so pathetic they take out their dissatisfaction with their own life on others. You are payed for one reason and one reason only: To do your job. When you get angry because you actually have to DO your job, you illustrate one of the worst qualities present in american society today, laziness. The very notion that a person who works for a company I trust enough to make my food and to give my money, not to mention the fact that I tip generously, would ever be as disgusting, cruel, or downright despicable as yourself not only hurts my feelings, it hurts my faith in society. I hope you are injured in some accident allowing you to only eat liquid food for the remainder of your life, and that the nurse assigned to you desecrates your meals morning, noon, and night. YOU are a detriment to the planet. As a final note, please visit a doctor to talk about Euthanization/Assisted Suicide.

Jareth_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:57

You're ******* foul.

archuletalover 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:07

you have issues bitch. ill order a pizzza and make u walk a mile how bout tht?!?!?! a

archuletalover 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:07

you have issues bitch. ill order a pizzza and make u walk a mile how bout tht?!?!?! a

archuletalover 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:07

you have issues bitch. ill order a pizzza and make u walk a mile how bout tht?!?!?! and u actually thought ud get sympathy with this, ya rite, your an ass