Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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Comments (80)
pazuzus_intern 10
Some parents ARE this neglectful, I was living with my cousin and his girlfriend a while back and she had two children, a 1 year old girl and a 5 year old boy. I had to watch them a lot and on the first time I had to change the little girls diaper. Not a big deal until the little boy layed down next to her and said "my turn". His mother never even told me he was still in diapers, and she hadn't even made an attempt to potty train him. My cousin and I would tried to teach him but after this and various other questionable parenting choices, we asked her to leave. She has since had child protective services called on her. OP talk to his parents first and if you don't get an explanation, tell someone!
Yarinil 8
Well... Kids, they are slow sometimes... Don't worry it's not that weird, my grandpa is almost 80 and he still wear those damn diapers, totally normal :)
advent2060 4
Lol at that age the issue isn't that he's not potty trained its that he's doing that on purpose, you are getting trolled by a 7yr old
termin8tor786 10
Do they even have diapers that big do kids? Damn!!!!!!
MissSoul 6
sorry to hear OP. sorry for that child too. I did some work at a crisis nursery so I feel your pain.
sherloctopus 4
I'm sure OP would have either mentioned the handicap or not posted at all if the reason the 7 year old crapped himself was due to a disability.
cheezitz59 10
He just shipped his pants
ariellove1992 8
Umm thats child abuse or something in that nature if the kid is 7 and not potty trained. Unless there is a medical condtion behind it call the cops
JennNoVa 8
A daycare that accepts 7 year olds who aren't potty trained? Sketchy!
starsfan326 12
I feel sorry for that child their patents totally suck