Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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Comments (80)
skyeyez9 25
I would make that kid clean his own ass. I thought there were daycare rules saying they had to be potty trained by a certain age?
skyeyez9 25
I really hope it was because he had an upset stomach, and not a regular occurrance.
raesos91 26
OP.. we need to talk about Kevin.
sarahmb98 8
Tell the parents that unless they work hard to potty train their child, their child will no longer be aloud to attend your daycare. And if its not your daycare, talk to your supervisor about it. That's not normal at all! I agree, your life sucks!
radiohaley 14
unless OP is the owner/license holder of the daycare they have no authority to refuse care to any child
FlyingPie 17
That's a shitty situation.
Blizzards 13
Wow, what an original, hilarious comment! I wish I thought of that one!
joopjoop 19
I think someone needs to have a little parent-daycare conference :/ that's not normal, unless he has a disability... I know an 11 year old who is not potty trained but he has di George syndrome so its understandable. but my son with no disabilities was fully potty trained by 3 and has only had a few accidents...boh and someone else said something about an upset stomach that's understandable too to put him in a diaper but he shouldn't be in day care he should be at home
caitlinbblack 14
That my friend, is disgusting. I'm a nanny and changing a 4 year olds diaper is annoying to change because its big and a lot. I couldn't imagine a 7 year olds. FYL
Inked0803 12
Shitty parenting at its best
RsSsCamaro 4
Sounds like my half brother. He's 8 though. His mother babies him and does everything for him. There's 17 years age difference between us..Jesus Christ my biological father needs to stop breeding already.
beautiful_hope 16
Unless there is a medical reason, I believe this is a form of neglect. I hope this kid doesn't grow up with issues because of this. His parents need to get on it with the toilet training.
loneteen 14
the kids parents should not only be ashamed, but they should never parent a child ever again. For some reason this post pisses me off more than it should