Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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Comments (80)
ifailcuzilame 8
Not everyone should be a parent. Feeling bad for the kid, oh lord help him. Smh
ballpython 15
In the event that this is not due to a medical issue I have to say What the ****?
kingofbeer 2
Maybe he is still wanting to be a baby
Maxilius 9
I would have asked her if she lost them while sucking his dick.
BatMelon 3
My son is 4.5 years old and still not potty trained. Not for lack of us trying, but because he physically cannot do it. He has Autism and it's not something he can handle, also he has such stomach problems where he would literally have to be sitting on a toilet all day in order to not have an accident. People really need to be less quick and willing to blame parents when they don't have all the information to a story. We've been told he may never be able to use the toilet at all, or if he does, he'll probably need help.
Artures_way1 23
Leave the crap in the pants. Call mommy and daddy. Let them clean up.
ryanator008 23
I can't believe they make them in sizes that large.
fantasyworld 39
Unless the kid is autistic there is no reason for him not to be toilet trained.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Since you posted this on FML, I'm going to assume that the child wasn't disabled in some way, and if that's the issue, then have a talk with the parents and find out what you can, because this sounds like a sign of abuse and neglect, which needs to be reported to CPS ASAP. However, if the child is actually disabled and has no choice but to wear diapers because of a disability and you were fully aware of that (which I would assume, because daycare workers should know stuff like that about a child), then that was a dick move of you to complain about it on this site.
Billie-Jo 9
Does he have special needs?