Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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Comments (80)
Obey_StudBoii 23
For all you know OP the kid could have special needs. Don't judge SOMEONE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. I will leave you with this, if you're so disgusted with your job then quit. No one told you to work there. You knew the consequences so suck it up.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Again I say, why wouldn't the DAY CARE worker, you know that person who's taking care of the child, be made aware of a child's special needs? That would be a moronic move for the parents to not make the workers aware of the situation. So your "for all you know" statement makes no damn sense because she should know if that's the case, there should be no need to investigate if such is the issue. If the child doesn't have a disability then the OP has every right to be disgusted because 7 is too damn old to still be in diapers. They should be potty trained so wiping their asses shouldn't be a consequence of working at a day care.
PSYCHO_SWEDE 7
Stupid brainless kids XD
TheAngryPrincess 3
I work at a daycare. I have toddlers. Does the chikd have special needs?
PossiblyInDanger 24
I'm assuming daycare workers would be informed about something like a serious disability in a child. So chances are, the kid didn't have one, or this FML wouldn't exist.
tarabara17 15
Or the OP is aware, and didn't put it in the FML.
lostribe 3
Time for the daycare to hand a sign out "Only potty-trained children accepted."
pcsman81 3
Absolutely sick that you use a poor child who obviously has a problem to get you posted onto FML.
aliiballybee 9
Not being funny but at 7 years old my little brother was (is) disabled and was only just learning to go to the toilet any other 7 year old without disabilities would know to go to the toilet whether their parent taught them or not! So do not judge the parenting, if they put a nappy on then they are obviously aware and not lazy! It's on your job description get on with it rather than judging little kids!
Pinwheel 10
Hm I would have thought people would be told that there are kids with special needs before they are employed and not just find it out one day in a situation like this.
ileenefudge 29
Some parents don't like to openly put out the fact that their child may be or is disabled, and some disabilities don't always show through until they start learning math and such while others show through with speech or whatnot. If the child is 7 however, and (s)he is disabled, than I'm sure the parents are required to let the daycare or school know if their child is still in diapers. I have to be honest though. I've never heard of a daycare that would take a 7 year old that is not potty trained without proof that the child was disabled. Most if not all would be told they can't attend if their child is not potty trained by at least 4 or 5 at the most right?
optimuspimp2013 1
My 7 year old suffers from A.D.D. and with no meds or when his meds where off he has problems going potty like this. All we know is someone didn't want to clean up a poppy kid (NOT shocked by that). This may not be the kids OR the parents fault.
PossiblyInDanger 24
Really? His A.D.D causes that much of an issue? ADD is pretty much not being able to focus. I don't see ADD causing a potty issue.
monkey_man_1440 1
Imagine every time you get a thought, or sensation, something rushes in to replace it. Your brain is moving so fast that you can't hold on to a thought long enough to produce actions. This is life with ADD. By the time the urge to pee/poop becomes strong enough to break past that, it's hard to hold it. Even as an adult with ADD, it's hard. You have to keep up your meds and go to the bathroom on a schedule.
cristy91 33
ADD has a bad name to it because of all these people self-diagnosing themselves, but it is a legitimate medical condition. You never really know how important it is to keep focus until you meet someone who truly can't
PossiblyInDanger 24
I do have ADD myself, not self-diagnosed. Which is why I find this surprising. I have been officially diagnosed, and I know how hard it is to focus. I've lived it. But I never had a,problem with things I have to do. I always knew when I needed to use the bathroom, or felt hungry or tired.
mzdaisylynn 12
Does the kid have special needs? Maybe that's the reason for a diaper.
fsomelife 26
F the KID'S life. Either he has a serious issue which prevents him from knowing how to go the bathroom normally at this age or his parents suck so much they can't raise him normally.