Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
chanelvander 7
Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.
hallix 21
"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."
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Comments (80)
oliviaa96 5
If he's 7 shouldn't he also be in like first grade? His school would require him to be potty trained unless there is something wrong with him.
Omniprism 15
I think I would call the authorities to go check the house and how things are going because to be seven and not potty trained is crazy. Poor kid. At least he's old enough to talk to about it. Maybe he has a medical issue? Anyway it seems like it should be checked on and or investigated.
nattlecakes 19
Those are the type of parents who let their kid breast feed until they're 5
mattrd_fml 31
is the kid autistic or anything. if hes not then I would say the parents are to blame.
assistantrachel 2
Oh hell no!!
noey2323 1
Well my brother is 10 and he stills shats his pants, he's probably just having trouble... :/
athleticducks 4
This is what i would have said to the parents... "Parenting... You're doing it wrong."
K410 18
Is the poor bastard Brest fed too?
ka310 0
This happens to my niece. She's 7 and has a congenital kidney problem; they only function at 40% capacity. She's so self conscious about it that she had to start homeschooling...from kindergarten...because of the bullying. Try to be understanding.
Huddisher 10
In my opinion, if you're too lazy to potty train your child, you should be investigated. If he's just toilet shy.. then encourage him to use the toilet.