Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
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xxsunshine 0
ahah, wow. so did you call her?
Colby_Colbert 0
hey ... it could be the best you ever have
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Comments (103)
mobius8 0
So the hell what? If you're visiting places like FML it's not like that mental image is going to scar you for life.
thatonekid2010 0
YDI
Dante167 0
Why is this is an FML? Go get you some of that! Haha im Jk thats gross unless youre into old people, if you are then go for it.
lalalaxx3 0
THAT WAS DEFF ON THE GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW! >.
CFR 0
lmao that's kinda cute x) I almost hope you call her, think of how sad she'll be if you don't! =O ...and at least you know she's experienced *grin*
fredericka_fml 0
thats not a FML, thats just funny
funnyruste 0
thats not an fml you a playaaa
fml05 0
i've read a lot of FML that have to do with elderly women at a store that says a phrase to the cashier that is quite disturbing.
_MLSBIDGAF 0
I know; right? I think these are getting fake. Nearly 20% of FML's include people working at a cashier; and old ladies whispering something in their ear; or somethin kinky like that. ..Like; what are the odds? Seriouslyyy.
diet_otaku 0
considering how many people work retail, it shouldn't be that surprising that a lot of FMLs involve working a cash register.
alijacket 0
HAHAHAHA... I knew where it was going as soon as I read "massaging shower head". I hope you did call her.
GoodpointAllen 0
She's just lonely. I think the nicest thing to do would be to take her out on a cute little date, and then tellyou you were moving away. :) A good memory for her! >;)
Tsukasa_fml 0
Then when she sees you around town a while later... or even in the same store because you still work there... yeah great idea.