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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 05:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By heatherfeather22 - 31/07/2014 03:28 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

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Just_A_Tree 20

Monday 23 March 2015 9:19

"The punch is meant to distract you from the pain of the hair being pulled. Is it working?"

Lorenzo1102 21

Monday 23 March 2015 9:10

*Insert punchline here*

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MDoremis 38

Monday 23 March 2015 10:02

I was going to have a witty one liner, but someone beat me to the punch.

SeanLewis 17

Monday 23 March 2015 10:26

You'll have a good chuckle over that in the future. The man will have bad memories when he got a face full of knuckles, though.

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 23 March 2015 11:04

Today, I went to get my chest waxed. She forgot to tell me to turn my head before she ripped the strip, and punched me in the face. FML

daydreamer244 13

Monday 23 March 2015 11:35

No pain, no gain.

snowflaky 22

Monday 23 March 2015 11:40

Don't worry it probably hurt less than the waxing

iwanttogotoparis 26

Monday 23 March 2015 12:31

Well he was probably surprised to say the least

StickyPickles 33

Monday 23 March 2015 12:55

I bet he wasn't concerned with the pain from the waxing. Good distraction technique op

rockwrench 18

Monday 23 March 2015 14:48

Sounds like he got ripped off.

garretto185 22

Monday 23 March 2015 15:50

Hopefully he was understanding of the situation!

grogers311 20

Monday 23 March 2015 16:13

Nipplefuck! Kelly Clarkston!

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