By Emma - 01/08/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
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Halcyon3210 6

He's not a part of your system!

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kbt13 0

I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.

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lolasains 7

Find him a few days later take his phone and call him a two time cheater and become even!

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corruptblackkat 17

thats when you snatch his head throw it on the ground and tell him not to touch anyone again

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Glitterhinoceros 14

You will regret that no one day, when be becomes the next Bill Gates.

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TheFunSideOfTheB 2

But if she went out with him what if that makes a difference in the future he will think i got the girl i might not need to be the next bill gates

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saIty 17

That's why you should try to avoid wearing two watches in the future. Makes you seem like a two timing *****.

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ChucktheNorris 0

I woulda chased after him, bitch slapped him, then chucked (CHUCK lmao) the broken phone at his head (oh yeah, I'm an attention *****)

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ChucktheNorris 0

WTF THIS WAS HACKED I NEVER SAID IM AN ATTENTION *****;-/

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ChucktheNorris 0

WHAT THE HELLLLL WHO EVER IS HACKING THIS GET THE FO OFFFFF

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fvckyoursadlife 0

I think even if you said yes you'd still be a two timing *****.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Now see, this is why I carry a knife. Guns are too dangerous because they can kill people, tho.

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FarSide 22

Not if you shoot them in the pinky toe.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Yeah, um, "can", not "will", but thanks for trying ^_^

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Ins0mau 20

Pardon me to be stating the obvious, but knives can actually kill people quite easily as well...

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KiddNYC1O 20

So can knives, buddy. So much for common sense.

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Iamaninchworm 0

Tbh its would be easier to shoot a person in an appendage than to chase after somebody and then stabbing a non vital region with said knife. And less likely to kill somebody if shot in the chest rather than stabbed due to less surface area.

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HomeAl0ne 20

No people kill people with guns. Knives are used to cut off the trophy parts.

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360XBOXFTW 0

guns don't kill people. i kill people... with guns

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360XBOXFTW 0

guns don't kill people. i kill people... with guns

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corbendo 3

I really hope your joking 26...

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Emotions_fml 1

why not kick him in the balls?

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kbt13 0

cause he lost em when he sliced his ballsack with a rasor

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nikkilorenz7 5

heh heh heh. people these days.

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