Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Not a real down to Earth person I see.
Bbhd05 0
#8 not the clouds, the white things.
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tank00 0
it's a fair question
stfugirl 2
Are you my teacher??? O.O
iteenlovequotes 19
so what grade is this exactly?
BloodAndFire 6
I'm 16-years old, and I'm deeply sorry for the shitty generation.
swagisforchumps 9
Wow
JamieLT 22
I'm trying to think of an explanation for that... But I can't... Wow.
TheCerealKiller 24
Come on, even stupid people from our generation should know what clouds are. iCloud, duh.
Puppys_Doll 28
When I was a freshman, a girl thought that we lived inside the earth and that there was a magical door that astronauts went through to get to space -_- This girl was in an honors class