Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction...

By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By too eager - 25/04/2016 15:21 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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Sunday 2 October 2011 2:22

Shower more often u dirty gorilla

nephilim241 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:23

Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..

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creedaddict 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:03

big_jazz19 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:06

Time to have a shave chewbacca

fuzzbuck1 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:16

Thx for sharing...

cuddlebunny3548 11

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:20

Dude seriously... gross.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:24

Time to grate cheese!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:32

kaileigh10 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:27

That's disgusting!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:34

So is your pic... *gag*

himynameiskrista 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:24

That was so mean but sooooo hilarious! xD

cuppycakeslove 20

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:38

1-800-R-U-HAIRY; they should help :)

Btreasure 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:40

You must go crazy when your gf runs her fingers through your back hair. Whether you go crazy or not get that WAXED!!! BACK HAIR IS GROSS MAN!!

ganjaone 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:42

Could only imagine how hairy it is down there...

grattow96 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:44

Shave?

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