Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction...

By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By too eager - 25/04/2016 15:21 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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Sunday 2 October 2011 2:22

Shower more often u dirty gorilla

nephilim241 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:23

Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 2 October 2011 9:34

That is just gross

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:39

shave!

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 11:13

That's disgusting, Harry Henderson.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 14:20

that's not friction, that's just hair getting stuck in soap. You don't get friction on slippery things like soap.

LovelyLadyFriend 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 15:47

...shave???

kristen69 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:14

Shave ur damn back!!

Mogy 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:31

@100 And pray tell what you think causes things to get "stuck" in cases like this? Yep, that's right, friction.

Mogy 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:33

Also 100, you get friction on everything.

mishkaroni 15

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:40

See an FML like this is,a sign...do something about your back hair. That sounds excessive...

Logan1524 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:01

sasquatch much?

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