Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten...

By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By pits - 05/01/2015 04:30

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:42

YDI for having armpits. A normal human being doesn't have armpits.

cjammer 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:15

Embarrassing, yes, but hairy pits at drunken parties posted on Facebook seem to be the new fad. Either that, or all the girls I went to school with are sleazy dirty ******. All levity aside, OP, it happens to the best of us sometimes. No big deal. I'm sure if you didn't look good in those pictures, they wouldn't have been put up anyway. If they bother you that much, ask the poster to take them down...or at least give you a chance to photoshop the shit out of them. =]

Comments

guillotine_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:43

hello chewbacca, come to mama!

Lovebotlass 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:32

Dang, woman! Shave. Just shave. No need for a bush under the armpits anymore :)

GreenDayRHCP 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:53

why does every FML have some relation to Facebook?

facecrooks_com 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:10

I love armpits, they are sexy! (but only the ones that are shaved!!!)

shalizzz 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 15:57

How American of you to believe in the idiotic stereotype that European women don't shave!

MiGman 5

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:40

hell yeah. go BC

rainbowsncrap 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:20

Obviously you don't know how facebook works

asherah14 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 13:45

Unless OP has a major hairy gene or hadn't shaved in a really long time (like 2 weeks) the hair wouldn't be that visible.

Muwahaha_fml 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:35

Ydi. Girl rule #1: Shave pittys daily.

Dilwann 27

Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:31

Yeah... no. I only shave if someone is going to see it. Meaning top (which I barely wear) or once before I visit my bf. And I don't give a shit about him seeing it, when he comments on it I'll fix it, but not before. I prefer shaving for me, not for other people. A lot of the commenters sound like they'd hate me for not shaving all the time. Seriously. Get over yourself.