Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML
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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
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Mattfail 0
Wow.... Your dad must suck
Nonamerequired 0
I think he's more likely to mess up the names than the faces.
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Comments (80)
flinkpamingo 0
Alcohol makes people stupid. The evidence is everywhere. You're a good girl for helping him when you should have just held a pillow over his face. You should bring this up to him. In front of your mom.
gorbagil 0
Didnt he say "u" wer a good daughter cuz u were helpin him? Dumass
doggie3 0
Why were you studying in the middle of the night? And FML for having a drunk as dad. My dad hasn't been drunk since college, and even then it was barley drunk.
blockaid56 0
damn that sucks big time
vanessa_nessa_08 0
im vanessa too. and im a good daughter because i am :P
Uniquitous 1
Why must you be so useless? I think that's the real question here!
MylifeisaJok3 0
I'm sorry. Just remember he was drunk, but that should not excuse his actions. Like someone else said before, just talk to him and let him know how you feel about him coming home drunk. Take care.
Shots_HK 0
You've got to be pretty messed up not to recognize your kids. I didn't know that the older folk in Singapore drink that hard though.
teeda 1
Stop being an enabler. Let him lie in his own drunken flith.
proud_liberal 0
if he was drunk that means he is an alcoholic and will probably molest you