Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
Today, I put my “I love NY” t-shirt on inside out by accident. When I went to a coffee shop, the barista asked, “What’s with the weird NY shirt?” I replied, “I don’t know, it’s just my thing.” FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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VegasMade702 0
LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)
Jsweeney 0
hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.
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Comments (214)
ddrluna 2
I would totally look at that in a positive light. Now it kind of sounds like you're just advertising for FML. Anyone would look at it and just input their own personal FML in their mind.
wellesleybanana 0
Best FML ever.
invisibledamage 2
That's awesome though. Did you expect to get some random person's FML on your shirt? Seriously? You think they are gonna send you some RANDOM FML? Have you read this site?! Would you really want to walk around with a seriously strange and demented FML on your shirt? I think that you are lucky that you got a shirt that says that instead of one that says, "Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on craigslist.com as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML #721624 (187) - 03/31/2009 at 9:48am by Anonymous - sex" Especially if you were a girl? I think this is a THANK GOODNESS, or YOUR LIFE ROCKS and not a FML.
invisibledamage 2
*replace "were a girl" with "are a guy."
Lewis_JJ 0
you should put that FML on a new shirt. and keep looking out for someone else with this FML on another shirt!
darkelf06 0
when you buy a new FML shirt put this FML on.
dan81892 2
...that's why it says "Your Text Here".
eyehurts 0
LMAO thts awesome
scottyz1 0
BAD ASS!
ohhsnapp 0
EPIC FAIL.