Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Top comments
science-teacher 15
Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time
ProximityToDeath 20
Owww, even thinking about that hurts!
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Comments (77)
karcummings 19
hope you get well soon, sounds really painful.
YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21
Better to cut open than to cut off. Always the positive side.
appletreee 30
I just cringed so much. I can't imagine, OP. Hope you get better soon!
Mons_fml 27
I slit open my ballbag like that once. Scariest day of my life. Almost castrated myself.
False_Stupidity 42
This is exactly why I NEVER shave down there. The skin is too sensitive/fragile and the danger of cutting is all too real to be worth the risk.
rockurheart 9
*cringe*
igg125 30
Nothing a bandaid and a shot of tequila can't fix
hasooon 24
Worst FML read in weeks. FYL op
SauceySarah 30
Nipples are super sensitive so I can only imagine the pain you went through. My own nipples are inverting just thinking about that.
1dvs_bstd 41
I shuddered when I read it.. Imagine shaving your balls and that shit happens. FYL, OP.
Vlen_fml 20
there is no good reason to actually shave your balls. trim it up, manscape, sure but a razor never needs to be that close to the funsack.
1dvs_bstd 41
lmfrao
wow_very_doge 10
Op, know that feel. Hope your wounds will be healed soon.