Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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catindigamajig 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:33

I wonder if it caused a chain reaction with the other people on the treadmills...

mike_i_am 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:34

i wish this was on youtube!!!

The_Unspool 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:37

Well said #8.

suckstobeyou3 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:45

isnt it like human instinct to help people when they get hurt?

cattoe7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:48

lol funny.. if you had that on tape it would have got on AFV and you would have won $100 yay.. but at least she didn't feel stupid by herself=)

jewelz1188 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:49

Wow you guys are meant for each other.

well_this_sucks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:51

BAHAHAHA I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT

Danman147 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:51

Dumb**

killuhb 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:51

This is deff the most epic fail. But yeah I agree with #3 ask her on a date?

justadude1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:51

Perfect you better have gotten her number

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