Intimacy: Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many... - FML

By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States

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Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

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aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:26

I'm all ears

KaylynKicks 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:26

oooooo sexy! what a turn on

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emo_devon 11

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:29

oh dear......and now I realize how easy I had it when an old man touched my butt when I wasn't paying attention and someone had to tell me. oh lawd. and I was also let off easy when I found out that my former classmate checked me out.

soapiemonster 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:10

lolol.

luckyshot21 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:37

step one: kick his balls. step two:kill him step three:hid body

BillyDisselhorst 3

Monday 20 June 2011 1:45

a hole a.k.a your mouth, butt

Iwantsushi1234 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 14:59

Thats horrible! :(

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