Transportation: Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder....

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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ChampionKO 6

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

One hell of a smart old man.

ckoal 3

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

Nice... For him

Comments

akiahara 14

Friday 5 April 2013 3:31

You might want to fortify your personal bubble. Expand it, perhaps.

mattlw 25

Friday 5 April 2013 3:31

Im sorry about that, I just couldn't resist myself.

Enslaved 36

Friday 5 April 2013 3:33

Fluffy pillows make me smile. :D

chanellgymnast 17

Friday 5 April 2013 3:34

He knew exactly what he was doing. Clever, indeed.

AKGirlinSD 20

Friday 5 April 2013 3:40

Some women need to learn the hard way. Old people can get away with a lot now. I can't wait to get to that age :-).

Kkkdawg 27

Friday 5 April 2013 3:42

I don't care how sweet he looked. I do NOT enjoy strangers touching me. I would have pushed him off/woke him up the second he got too close. Good on you for being polite :S *cringe*

perdix 29

Friday 5 April 2013 3:45

Yeah, we do. The older we get, the more we dream of boobs and smile;)

asdfghjklmoo 15

Friday 5 April 2013 4:07

He was smiling because it suddenly got a lot more comfortable than your shoulder.

vbmg152 18

Friday 5 April 2013 4:13

YDI for not getting him off you in the first place! Don't let men use you for a pillow!

joe502 3

Friday 5 April 2013 12:35

Come on... You look fluffy & married for 25 years... I am sure your husband has used you as a pillow, many a time...

perdix 29

Friday 5 April 2013 4:13

#3, that trick is even older than books! They found it discussed in the Dead Sea scrolls. Interestingly, they knew about motorboating before people invented motors. Must be like that Ezekiel "wheel in the sky" thing.