Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
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Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I brought leftovers to work in a Tupperware container for my lunch. When I opened the container in the break room, it smelled so bad everyone stopped talking. Someone asked if something was spoiled. It wasn’t. It was just my lunch. I ate it anyway, alone. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store and tried one of those free samples of a new type of cheese. When I went to throw the toothpick away, I dropped it in a large container of olive oil. Not realizing it was a “special” display, I casually tried to scoop out the toothpick with my hand... only to get shooed away by an employee. FML
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Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Why would you buy a box of cheese cubes when you don't even like most of it?
Sparx1_1 16
Why couldn't you have just said "Sure. Leave me the cheddar ones and take as much of the others as you like."
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Comments (32)
ninabrown 6
i doubt three dollars can make you rich or poor
Blizz18 14
This fml is stupid... either be happy about possibly making a new friend or don't offer to share. You clearly didn't want to.
Leo73195 3
That happened to me when I was younger. I bought a bag of jolly ranchers just for the blue ones. My little brother's friend saw the candy and told me to share. Yes told me. He then took all the blue ones. Needless to say I was very annoyed.
Moerighan 23
I ******* love cheese, I'd have been so mad.
FarFromHome_fml 17
BUY A BLOCK OF CHEDDAR AND CUT IT INTO CUBES
Witchylady 18
Should have taken the bowl away
haws4507 3
that is why u should never share food
Mandybruin 15
No. Go buy your own. I don't share food.
jvanevery 19
that is extremely rude. is this person rude in other ways? I'm guessing this isn't the first time they've been rude and inappropriate
nm1545 9
OP here. I didn't post this on my account because I completely forgot to log in. Anywho, she had asked me to try some and I said yes thinking she wouldn't eat all of them. At the time I was talking to another coworker so I just brushed it off and when I looked over about 30 seconds later she had eaten all the cheddar ones.