Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
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Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I brought leftovers to work in a Tupperware container for my lunch. When I opened the container in the break room, it smelled so bad everyone stopped talking. Someone asked if something was spoiled. It wasn’t. It was just my lunch. I ate it anyway, alone. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store and tried one of those free samples of a new type of cheese. When I went to throw the toothpick away, I dropped it in a large container of olive oil. Not realizing it was a “special” display, I casually tried to scoop out the toothpick with my hand... only to get shooed away by an employee. FML
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Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Why would you buy a box of cheese cubes when you don't even like most of it?
Sparx1_1 16
Why couldn't you have just said "Sure. Leave me the cheddar ones and take as much of the others as you like."
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qteabutt 12
ydi, You could of stopped her or at least say from the beginning "sure, but only one or two." so she took advantage of your offer.
InfiniteSunshine 32
While you could have stopped her, what she did was incredibly rude and I think that's the real issue here. She asked to "try" some, that means have a small taste, maybe 1 or 2, not eat half the bowl. She needs to learn manners, if she was going to have a lot, she should have 1)bought her own, or 2)offered to pay you half, so she at least contributed. You didn't pay for the snack for her, you bought it for you with your own money. That means it's yours, not hers. What she did was taking advantage of generosity and very greedy.
Brandi_Faith 34
For all we know there could've been 12 cubes in 4 different flavours and her friend only had 3 cubes. It doesn't say she ate the whole thing, only the ones that were cheddar, which for all we know could've only been 3-4 pieces of a huge platter. When you go to parties you often see huge cheese platters that have like 30 pieces on them, but only a few (4 maybe) of each kind of cheese. Maybe the friend is rude and ate most of the bowl, but from the cheese platters I've usually seen when there are a variety of cheeses, sometimes there are only a few pieces of each kind; so we can't just automatically assume the friend is super rude. In my opinion, it's not a big enough deal to ruin a friendship over, and if it was a big deal to op, she should've said something. Like, "sure you can have some, but leave the cheddar ones cause they're my favourite," or if she had already started on the cheddar, "please don't eat all the cheddar, they're my favourite and the reason I bought the cheese dish, but feel free to have some of the other kinds." Op could've easily said something.
InfiniteSunshine 32
This was a snack, not a platter, that's why it was only $3. They have bags of cheese cubes in the like small chip bag sizes, that is what this was. Even still, "TRY" means you take a small amount in proportion to the overall amount, that usually means 1-2 pieces. Any more than that and you're having a serving or portion of someone else's food, which is wrong. Imagine of this was your water bottle, and your friend asks to have a "sip," but then drinks most of it, would that be ok? No, because their wording implies they would be having a small amount and instead they took way more. What the coworker did was wrong, no matter how you swing it, it was bad manners. If she wanted more, she can buy her own.
RichardPencil 32
Well, that's no gouda! Asiago her to pay you back for what she jacked from you.
cptncuttlefish 24
You tried
RichardPencil 32
Thanks. I was half asleep when I wrote it? I wish I could Havarti-ficial intelligence help me write something better. Now, there's a ******* good cheese pun!!!
ifuckuprandomly 28
If it is a man I'd suggest chemical castration. If it is a woman, I suggest a swift punch in the ovaries. Cheese cubes are life.
kkows25 10
it said it was a girl
kkows25 10
I wouldn't **** punched her if she even tried that with me. I like to share but I also love food and have to eat a lot because of my medical condition, plus cheese is my fav.
Galacticlad 7
It's fine... just $3... be generous.
Keithds1999 8
That's nothing new in high-school
species4872 20
And I suppose that she had a big cheesy grin while she ate it. Next time she'll want crackers as well.
rengoonhoo 4
But,only need know if you are fired by the boss, and lost your position.
MrsPanda 14
Tell her about cheese mites. She won't do it again!