Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message....

By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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Wednesday 20 November 2024 6:27

idk about you but when i get a text, that’s literally all i can think about until i reply and it makes me feel like i’m gonna die if i don’t respond.

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