If you're from America, you might as well get your money's worth from that single visit. Otherwise, it'll cost you an arm too.

She said after the doctor's visit.

Ah yes. You are correct. You'll have to excuse my slight oversight. I'm running on 4 hours of sleep in the last 2 days due to work and a sick kid.

Well looks like your day started off on the wrong foot.

That'll put a strain on your marriage!

thats his way of trying to cheer you up maybe.. dont be to hard on him... also get well ive had both of those injuries (not at the same time) and they are no fun at all... speedy recovery op

Thanks! Already doing better, husband's been a sweet heart and my couch now has a hollow spot where I've not moved for four days! Yay!

OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?

I mean u feel that's kind of what husband's are for :p

Aww poor OP

Captain Ahab, is that you?