By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 10:41

Today, after going to the doctor with a knee strain and getting a brace, I managed to kick the coffee table so hard I broke two toes... on my other foot. To top it all off, my husband keeps laughing and imitating me. FML
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OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?

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Tarlachia 33
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If you're from America, you might as well get your money's worth from that single visit. Otherwise, it'll cost you an arm too.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well looks like your day started off on the wrong foot.

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Tarlachia 33
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If you're from America, you might as well get your money's worth from that single visit. Otherwise, it'll cost you an arm too.

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ScarletteEve 33

She said after the doctor's visit.

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Tarlachia 33
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Ah yes. You are correct. You'll have to excuse my slight oversight. I'm running on 4 hours of sleep in the last 2 days due to work and a sick kid.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well looks like your day started off on the wrong foot.

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RichardPencil 30
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That'll put a strain on your marriage!

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sunshine1421 14

thats his way of trying to cheer you up maybe.. dont be to hard on him... also get well ive had both of those injuries (not at the same time) and they are no fun at all... speedy recovery op

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Noxian 5

Thanks! Already doing better, husband's been a sweet heart and my couch now has a hollow spot where I've not moved for four days! Yay!

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Noxian 5

OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?

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yourmomwarnedu 14

I mean u feel that's kind of what husband's are for :p

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wmayrhofer 18
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Captain Ahab, is that you?

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