There's a Brendon Burns joke in there somewhere

By Fucking, Impossible - 23/12/2022 11:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was attacked with the classic "I fucked your mom" joke. I calmly informed the troll that my mom is 51, obese, still married to my father after 20+ years, and, most importantly, had a life-saving hysterectomy when I was five. He still insisted that he did the act. FML
I agree, your life sucks 414
You deserved it 1 211

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HOT_THOT 8

wow dude you not only insulted your own mother you also shared sensitive private information about her, big L on your part

My dude. Buddy old pal. Were you seriously expecting a TROLL to go “oh sorry, my bad man”?

Comments

They didn't sew up her ******, did they? If he said he impregnated her, that would be impossible. The fact that she's 51, obese and married does not mean his claim is impossible. It is unenviable, though.

HOT_THOT 8

wow dude you not only insulted your own mother you also shared sensitive private information about her, big L on your part

My dude. Buddy old pal. Were you seriously expecting a TROLL to go “oh sorry, my bad man”?

Anytime someone says that to me, I respond with “ she must have been desperate”

Proper response? Keep all that personal info to yourself, but say “wow man, I’m sorry you felt that desperate…”

Nikki 17

Wait why was the hysterectomy relevant?

delicious 7

Well I ducked your mum last night

Plot Twist - Troll turns out to be your dad.