By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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persianality 0

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

did he disappear down a giant pipe and collect coins in his basement?

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MidgetMonster 0

ummm yeah can't say that anyone I know has ever done something that ADHD.

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defaultusername 0

oh come on! lighten up. he likes you (clearly) and he's goofy. be happy, it seems like you found one of the few good ones.

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aeliz 0

FYL. Not because of your boyfriend, he's awesome. Because of your super-long, gross nipples! Ew.

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israelnotjacob 20

So basically your significant other has a sense of humor? YDI for not realizing how funny that is and laughing too.

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xcalx85 0

Time for a new boyfriend, let him play with his own joystick

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FruityLoooons 8

OH EM GEE. This is the best FML I've read all day. You're boyfriend, as strange as he may be, is awesome. To the max. :D

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