By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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AkManiak 0
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ha, now that's a true gamer

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persianality 0

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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cgysoccerfreak 0
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ya you hear that how would you like that for a change

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bubbles987 0
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I lost the game.

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antoa64 0
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bitch yo ass gettin played!

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Rickymonkeypants 0

no it's just that super Mario>boobies

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MyStarrz 0
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Luigi > super mario + boobies

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cyberotter 0

his princess was In another castel.

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persianality 0

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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samantha_durano 6
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hahah, uhmmm cuute?

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fualignment 0

not as cute as you!

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oogyboogy 6

what's with guys hitting on girls on fml comment boards in the past few days??!!

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xXSc3n1cXx 0
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pfft.thats life.

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cyberotter 0

they think they only have a chance when the girls can't see them

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ilovewhoppers 0

hahahahha ahhh I pissed myself a lil reading this I was wearing a diaper so it's all good

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anerdslover 0

wtf?? FYL

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daniel1_1 13
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Just 1 word, LOL

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lickmyjock 0

damn how enlarged were they?

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robdoggstge 0
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lol wow Ima do that just for the he'll of it

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rgt154 0
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haha sumthing I'd think about doing, dunno if I'd actually do it tho lol. and num 11, don't u just hate iPhone autocorrect sumtimes?

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ChrisCTL 0
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I will comment and say yes. I hate when it corrects hell to he'll. LOL

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quelbaby 0
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lol omg that's funny, also something my boyfriend would do >:-( lol

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