FML : Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always...

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 March 2010 02:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By AkManiak | 0

#949176 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

By persianality | 0

#949119 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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By UberDood777 | 0

#949104 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

Shutup troll

cgysoccerfreak | 0

#949844 - Monday 15 March 2010 14:57

ya you hear that how would you like that for a change

bubbles987 | 0

#1691909 - Saturday 13 November 2010 5:13

I lost the game.

By antoa64 | 0

#949115 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:22

bitch yo ass gettin played!

Rickymonkeypants | 0

#949459 - Monday 15 March 2010 12:18

no it's just that
super Mario>boobies

MyStarrz | 0

#952561 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:08

Luigi > super mario + boobies

thisismitch | 3

#952800 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:41

win

By Jellytastic | 0

#949116 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:22

lol wtheck O_I

cyberotter | 0

#949679 - Monday 15 March 2010 13:35

his princess was In another castel.

By persianality | 0

#949119 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

By samantha_durano | 5

#949120 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

hahah, uhmmm cuute?

fualignment | 0

#949161 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:31

not as cute as you!

samantha_durano | 5

#949180 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:36

why thankyou:)

oogyboogy | 6

#949353 - Monday 15 March 2010 10:47

what's with guys hitting on girls on fml comment boards in the past few days??!!

xXSc3n1cXx | 0

#949429 - Monday 15 March 2010 11:47

pfft.thats life.

cyberotter | 0

#949685 - Monday 15 March 2010 13:37

they think they only have a chance when the girls can't see them

fireflies2012 | 0

#949980 - Monday 15 March 2010 16:07

87 win

By ilovewhoppers | 0

#949124 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:24

hahahahha ahhh I pissed myself a lil reading this I was wearing a diaper so it's all good

By anerdslover | 0

#949127 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

wtf?? FYL

daniel1_1 | 13

#952064 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:54

Just 1 word, LOL

By lickmyjock | 0

#949137 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:27

damn how enlarged were they?

By robdoggstge | 0

#949144 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:27

lol wow Ima do that just for the he'll of it

rgt154 | 0

#949168 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:33

haha sumthing I'd think about doing, dunno if I'd actually do it tho lol. and num 11, don't u just hate iPhone autocorrect sumtimes?

ChrisCTL | 0

#949717 - Monday 15 March 2010 13:55

I will comment and say yes. I hate when it corrects hell to he'll. LOL

By quelbaby | 0

#949151 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:29

lol omg that's funny, also something my boyfriend would do >:-( lol

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