Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
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Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was studying in my university library when I noticed an attractive boy sitting alone four tables ahead of me. I wrote down my phone number, scrunched it into a ball, and threw it at him. He looked up, opened it, scrunched it up, and threw it back. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
How do you misinterpret something that was probably along the lines of: "What number on the math work do you need help with?" all the way to... "YO I'D HIT DAT HARDER THAN A DRUNK DRIVER. GIMME YO DIGITS GURRL"
Amkii 0
So did you have your hand up? If not, how'd he know you needed help, unless you said so? If you did say you needed help, or had your hand up, why'd you assume he wanted your PHONE number all of a sudden? This has failsauce smeared all over it.
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Comments (71)
perdix 31
What? Does your school have ninja tutors that can predict your confusion in math and stalk you with knowledge?
Shadic 0
It's what you get for being a vain moron.
jojomcfarlane 0
read as "that's what you get for being Van Morrison." I was wondering why Van Morrison would want to give his number to a dude in his math class.
thatgirl007 0
Hahahaha wow, agreed with most of the people on here... especially #5 xD
BlondeHairBeauty 0
I would have done the same thing.
JassyJas 2
Today, i was tryimg to be nice by helping this girl out in math class. She randomly gav me her number and now i have to call her sometime. FML
jessxoxo28 5
wow, lol! fml- he's going to have to call some random girl some time
alexandraa_fml 0
FAKE
dancingyrlie 1
I don't understand how you could possibly make that mistake. There is no possible sentence in the english language that could have meant both "what number math problem do you need help with" and "what is your phone number." None.
your_face 15
How about mishearing "what's the number" as "what's your number"?
Vaetrus 0
Or the TA/Teach was gonna do questions and the boy got volunteered to get the question numbers. She of course was doodling hearts on her books and was unaware of the number collecting.
bean_dawg 0
i agree with 25
whatxthexeff 0
YDI. How the heck can you mistake asking for help on a math problem for asking for your number. YDI cause you're an idiot for being so full of yourself.