Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told... - FML

By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

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Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 108

By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

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Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 11 634

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 1 084

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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You deserved it 10 545

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 143

You deserved it 23 112

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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You deserved it 1 553

Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

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Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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You deserved it 716

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

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Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:11

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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NewJoisey 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:00

sounds like the perfect girl to me. lol don't be so picky or you'll end up lonely

Rial13_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:13

ROFLMAO!!! Hahahahahaha! I voted both! While I agree that that moment in your life sucked, you also deserved it for being a noob! Major props for getting a Gamer Girl though! Gamer Girls are awesome! ^_^

JonathanG_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:05

haha dammmmm! u just got dissed badly by a gamerchick! fyl deeply.

tacomaniak 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:10

tbag her and call her a noob and shout pwned

goldspeck 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:35

ydi for having a girlfriend and not gaining any experience :D

n00bowner 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:17

Bf2 will always own any cod game.

FockinA 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:31

lmao, well she's a gamer. next time you get on your back and have her do the work.

MADMANx511 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:55

I do believe it's spelled "n00b" you n00b!

playdough_master 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:43

**** tubers. seriously. in shit like domination it should be banned

RKftw 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:21

tactical knife for quick jabbing

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Today, as I was trying to impress my girlfriend of three months, I showed her the real diamond ring I'd got for my ex. She got an attitude for our whole three-hour car ride home because I'd brought up my ex. FML

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Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only woman out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

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Today, my friend thought it'd be a great idea to drag me a new fitness trend - goat yoga. Mid-session, the goat had a nibble on my hair, and I ended up having to do a downward dog while trying to dodge a very friendly but mischievous farm animal. FML

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Today, I realized my best friend has turned into a penpal, as we never see each other, and only text about once a month. She was my only friend outside of family, and now I feel crushingly lonely. FML

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Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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Today, after recently rekindling an old relationship, I discovered a whole new world when I found his secret Twitter account. Apparently he's now a cross-dressing, submissive, financially dominated "slave" for doms online. FML

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