Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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extremereviews 26
Texas state law, vehicles must yield to pedestrians
xx000o 27
It will be interesting to see if she uses this excuse in court.
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Comments (30)
mariri9206 32
As a pedestrian, you have the right of way and can sue them for hitting you. Twice.
harlequin360 3
because drivers here (tx) are the worst in the ******* country
mariri9206 32
Unless you've driven in all the states, you can't possibly know that. Drivers suck in Illinois, drivers suck in California, but, out of the two states I've experienced, Chicago drivers are the worst.
Bearsmomma 30
All of us? Every Texan is worse than any driver in another state? Are you in Texas, and included in that statement?
Jdgreen429 13
Glad there is not enough traffic in my area to walk out in front of a car
rogwest 23
By the sounds of it I'd say Austin, San Antonio, or Houston is your place of residence in that order lol.
malinarenae 16
San Antonio
GrumpyGrinch 23
I was a passenger in a car that hit another car: the driver had priority but politely waved the other to go, then hit it. In general he was a nice and well meaning person. The other driver and I were both shocked. His explanation: I thought he will go different direction.....
brezzyanna 17
My driving instructor always said to not go if the other person has the right of way, even if they wave you through. They are not a traffic cop, so they can't actually direct traffic. If you go and get hit, it's your fault because it wasn't your turn. I'm not blaming anyone, just giving advice.
Bearsmomma 30
I don't feel this story has any place under this particular FML. If a pedestrian was included, sure, but since your story was just a "normal" accident I don't see the relevance.