By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 574
You deserved it 570 457

Same thing different taste

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You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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WTF is wrong with you, you deserve death.

I'm pretty sure the OP didn't deserve to be stabbed with a pencil. It's a dollar.. Even for a homeless person i don't think a dollar is gonna change his life.

I live in Vancouver, and I can tell you right now, if I saw someone doing that to a homeless man here, I'd be the one doing the stabbing. I've come close to being homeless. It's not fun. The vast majority of the homeless would be absolutely anywhere else but where they are if they could. They're not sitting on the street panhandling because they want to. You should seriously gain some maturity OP. Oh, and by the way, since you're dumb enough to do something like this I'm sure it didn't cross your mind that many of the homeless also have diseases like HIV or Hepatitis C, either from high-risk behaviours or from various misfortunes. Do you really want to give them a reason to stick you with the first sharp object they can get their hands on? Here's a hint, used syringes are sharp, they contain remnants of the user's blood and tissues, and they make good stabbing implements. Next time, show some respect, or you might sentence yourself to a long, slow, unpleasant, celibate (generally people don't like to have sex with a walking lethal injection) death. If you're too unintelligent to understand my long rant, let me sum it up for you: You. Are. A. Dumbass.

why is there a your life sucks button in this fml

I love seeing, or in this case reading about, bastards like you meeting your match.

karen1991 15

I would have punch u in the nuts and shoved that dollar up ur other end.

Yeah. You're kind of an asshole... I hope took the dollar + whatever cash you had on you.

threer 30

Some people need money, and others need to be stabbed with pencils.