Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Damn, wish I could do that.

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um.....well done?

Comments

MrIncredibleSME 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:31

Don't forget to include standing in line/ordering. That's 4(5?) Things!

sandyandellie 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:53

we all have our talents :)

happyabby123 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:55

I sure hope it was the drive thru...and how in the world did u manage to do that???

HeXr 22

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:01

If that's happening naturally, I don't think you should be eating McDonalds

cindylou27 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:06

oh, that was you? ..

MJJ5809 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:44

Disgusting speller

mandymula 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:13

Discusting animal...

TuteSweet 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:29

That's a good feeling.

LolLoree 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:29

This made my day

CalexisC123 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:30

Lmao (: very talented !!

Skittlepickle 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:30

Mcdonalds does that to you, pal...

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