Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, my cat knocked my phone into the bathtub. I grabbed it, dried it, and put it on the charger without thinking. Five minutes later, the bathroom lights went out and my landlord texted me asking why the fuses had tripped. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
Welshite 40
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Comments (191)
gallopinghorses 3
That's one smart cat. Maybe she's telling you to use the computer less...?
GNR93 14
Your cat appears to be mastering the art or trolling, you should train her to do your biddings.
evilplatypus 39
Or get it an FML account
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hope you had saved everything you were working on. ;)
lilhellian 27
If you save your **** then why delete your history?
stormchaser24 24
Maybe put the power strip on the table or out of yours cat reach. Or get a UPS.
Enslaved 38
"No Kitty, bad kitty. MOM! Kitty's being a *****."
zombicidal 11
"What's that poopsiekins?"
Feared 9
23- I thought of that too. "Bad Mr. Kitty" ~Eric Cartman.
j5p332 6
"I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
smiliecat 13
You obviously need to spend more time with the cat and less time on the computer.
LoveGuru69 0
Put it down
allie2590 31
I don't usually say this to people, but go kill yourself.
Jaxx66 21
Jesus 22- You may want to change your name to HitlerGuru. You certainly have no love in that vile soul of yours.
cr3ativity 15
One way to change this entire chain of thought is that by "it" loveguru meant OP's computer. I mean seriously, who calls their pets "it"? I call my dog, "boy", instead of Roady sometimes.
528Alice491 3
...okay. How would one put a computer down? I'm assuming this is a desktop were talking about an d it a laptop, since it has a powerstrip. So...?
as_you_wish 16
My dog does that when my boyfriend and I are playing Xbox. It got too annoying so eventually we put a box thing over it. Try that.
dead247 13
You should invest in a UPS. It works like a back up battery and it won't hurt any of your electronics. Some have insurance policies up to $100,000. I haven't done much research on this.
maddygirl820 10
I want a ninja cat!