Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front...

By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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MarvelFF1243 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:30

Maybe because she's on a escalator.

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Sunday 2 October 2011 16:41

Sorry I read elevator... I made a mistake but thanks for pointing out that it said escalator :)

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zoeeileen 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 16:34

should've punched her in the arse.

GalaxyShots 21

Saturday 23 August 2014 8:42

My name is Emmy O_o

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Monday 21 September 2015 4:28

Somehow it's better that she was small rather than obese.

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