Emmy
United States
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
WhatsThatSmell
Australia
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Tanny
Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Anonymous
United States
Own it!
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
JacksFarts
United Kingdom
Never trust your anus
Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
whipplewhip
United States
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Zoro
Burnaby, Canada
Get a load of this
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Anonymous
Memphis, United States
Stressed out
Today, I was in a packed elevator when I heard a loud noise. I assumed someone had farted, so I tried to discreetly turn around and hold my breath. To my horror, the loud noise was actually the elevator malfunctioning and dropping a few floors. I made it even more awkward by holding my breath, and the guy next to me asked, “You good?” FML
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MarvelFF1243 0
Maybe because she's on a escalator.
luvppl 6
Sorry I read elevator... I made a mistake but thanks for pointing out that it said escalator :)
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Comments (154)
Iamaninchworm 0
Wouldn't be as gross if it was a man. You sexist dicks.
KrazyLove54 0
lol I cou
KrazyLove54 0
I didn't mean to do that
Lady_Bee_fml 13
Sheesh, all this mass hysteria about a bloody fart. An intentional fart, like if you go out of your way to fart in someone's face = rude and gross. An unintentional fart, as most of them are, because you are a normal human being with bodily functions who is at that moment unable to hold in a fart for the sake of some anal retentive - no pun -.- - people who find it a ''big deal'' - not rude, funny, unimportant...and gross. Silly peoples fighting about farts on FML.com and feeling superior about themselves XD
writergirl23 19
Now how did a small woman do that? Presuming, of course, that you're taller.
itsdamojo 11
And you let her?
schrodingersdog 4
It's not always easy to hold in farts; it's not like she meant to do it.
luisgm11 6
Ewww >.
Bwames 0
cut to hair doode, your face looks funny
Kap10 0
Ahah she was tryna give u a taste of last nights dinner.
BoomerSpaulding 1
Pink eye?