buggermonster
United States
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
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MandM44 0
oh gross! There's nothing worse than putting your hand on a piece of furniture and feeling some crusty, dried booger from 2 years ago...so disgusting! I'm glad her brother called you out on that, YDI comepletely! Maybe next time you'll use a damn tissue!
deaditegirl 0
YDI for picking your nose and wiping it at someone else's house. If you're going to wipe boogers on furniture, at least do it on your own.
MTF23 0
Are you six?
Dogmaw 0
You are scum. Pond scum. NO. Wait. Not low enough. Paramecium balls?
vvvalori 0
win.
Monado 0
Seriously, when did you think it was appropiate to do that even when you're alone?
Thoureau 0
Why the hell would you pick your nose at the dinner table of your girlfriend's family of all places? At least excuse yourself and get a tissue.
dabears1011234 27
Too late.
ledzeplover 0
wow. what the ****? how do you have a girlfriend? and how old are you? thats sick! YDI.
blargity 0
if anyone else is home then always pick your nose in private and if no one else is home then at least use some form of kleenex/toilet paper or whatever you could use to throw away or keep it if you want to but not your fingers D:
Trollipop_fml 0
YDI sicko! Go to the bathroom, get a tissue, and blow your ******* nose or if you've got to pick then do it in there and don't stick it under a chair. Are you like 5? I dread to see what the bottom of the furniture in your home looks like, probably the bottom of a school desk. Seriously that's gross kudos to her little brother for calling you out.
CodeMonkey123 0
Ewww.... YDI sicko!