By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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ohh_wow 0

that's disgusting, ydi a million times over why would you do that anyway? how old are you? plus at your girlfriend's house, where you want to act mature and impressive? YDI.

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Ranoona 0

you know theres this amazing invention called tissues....

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DangerousBabee 0

YDI. You could have done it a little more creatively like on TV. fed it to their dog. :P That is if they had a dog..ok im off topic..but yeah..YDI.

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lich_fml 0

HE found it appropriate to say something?! YOU were the one who found it 'appropriate' to pick your nose! What are you, 5?

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cattoe7 0

don't pick your nose w/out a tissue nasty.. you should have excused yourself to the restroom

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