By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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TrueReligions44 0

YDI, you should have just gone to bathroom, or at least waited for a more appropriate time to do that!

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fakkumairaifu 14

As opposed to you, who found it appropriate to wipe snot on the furniture belonging to your girlfriend's parents? YDI.

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staciieee_x3 0

well you ****** up big time didnt you? that is definitely your fault.

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xFlyLikeMe 0

nice one... >_>

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supermankiller 0

Ew.. Not only were you picking your nose, but you were also having (?) dinner. Disgusting. YDI.

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Peroxide 3

If some duesh came to my house and wiped his boogers on my furniture I'd wipe his face in it and drop kick him out the front door

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Dragodon64 0

I seriously wouldn't mind, in fact I'd find it funny when I found it.

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Jimboom 11

What? You wasted a perfectly good booger? If your going to pick it then at least eat it.

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dabears1011234 27

Fry that shit with sautéd unions and mustard with rotten turkey. Yum yum.

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