buggermonster
United States
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
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TrueReligions44 0
YDI, you should have just gone to bathroom, or at least waited for a more appropriate time to do that!
JonReb 0
Ever heard of being civilized?
fakkumairaifu 14
As opposed to you, who found it appropriate to wipe snot on the furniture belonging to your girlfriend's parents? YDI.
staciieee_x3 0
well you ****** up big time didnt you? that is definitely your fault.
xFlyLikeMe 0
nice one... >_>
Moviefreak321 0
Dude how old are you 5? YDI
supermankiller 0
Ew.. Not only were you picking your nose, but you were also having (?) dinner. Disgusting. YDI.
Peroxide 3
If some duesh came to my house and wiped his boogers on my furniture I'd wipe his face in it and drop kick him out the front door
Dragodon64 0
I seriously wouldn't mind, in fact I'd find it funny when I found it.
vvvalori 0
*douche
dabears1011234 27
I would pimp slap a bitch.
Sanrio90 8
YDI totally, lol. Still hilarious.
Jimboom 12
What? You wasted a perfectly good booger? If your going to pick it then at least eat it.
Go_for_it 0
hahaha
dabears1011234 27
Fry that shit with sautéd unions and mustard with rotten turkey. Yum yum.