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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

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oil300 17

Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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wheresthesafety 31

And did you have one?

MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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Comments (66)

Loh_Superman 14

And? Did you?

Silk_Routes 14

And you asked "which flavour" ;-)

Rebles 15

I'm still waiting for an: "So what" option for these cases. Neither an YDI nor FML.

djta17 8

Did you ?

Big_Bear99 19

Just Remeber in 25 years when you and your wife stumble through the door and see your grown kids ... play it cool. Have the surgery instead!

Polynomial 28

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Come on, OP's dad, get her drunk enough and it's anal all the way.

Nessco 36

so bad it's actually almost funny.

Devtyro 14

#32 Wonder how many people are going to catch this is a reference.

powaaah77 8

So many married couples complain about not having sex.. Clearly not the issue with your parents op, lmao. Be happy, they have a good marriage :)

mads_nicole 19

That is utterly horrifying...

bankingbaker 15

at least they didn't ask you to jump in hahahaha

MRSwick2525 23

WTF, Seriously??? Why would you even think to say that??