oil300
Hawker, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
And did you have one?
MrThump 16
Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.
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crackpotL 33
I think its time to move out.
Ramy35 13
At least they didnt say that they didnt want to make a mistake like you.
naimejeary 16
I mean. You didn't want extra siblings right?
rickybobby4 1
Hey maybe they were just going to have a condom balloon party they needed one more to fill the room
Naggie_May23 6
In the words of "You Can't Do That on Television," this is just an "Introduction to the Opposites."
Pervysagejiraiya 4
atleast they won't have another child, more presents for you.
thedoctoralpha1 4
do what now...?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, did you? Still, it's never appealing to think of your parents having sex, even if that's how you did come into the world. *shudder*
tiredofwaiting 25
At least they were playing it safe.
AJGrote_89 6
Ew. Like gag me with a serrated knife.