oil300
Hawker, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
And did you have one?
MrThump 16
Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.
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TheOneAndOnly5 12
At least they thought about protection
iwood214 14
Well, even when your dad is drunk he can practice safe sex. If anything I would applaud him, most guys can't manage that.
SaniK 17
That's horrible, some people have no consideration for others and just get wrapped up in their own selfish world sometimes. I ways lend a hand if I see their is something I can do to help another.
Hunterx700 17
You do realize they were drunk, right? As in not in control of their actions/not thinking straight
freddygasman 18
that's one time I wouldn't lend a hand. never know what pops might want with an extra hand in the mix :D.
SaniK 17
He's a horrible idea, tell them you poked a hole in the condom they asked you for last night and say that you always wanted another brother or sister. I bet they won't do that to you again anymore :)
Liu1992 14
Better give them a condom if you don't want a sibling. haha
Jflowers9296 14
At least that's all you saw.
Cebolamole 13
I'm not going to say YLS, you're lucky to have parents who are still so passionate about each other. That is a rare thing these days.
bubona 5
be happy. they still have a passion for each other. Find the silver lining that they atre not abusive to each other or you.
mylittlecookie 17
Never think the situation can't get worse. it can ALWAYS get worse. Sorry OP :(
stieglar 17
Hey man at least they're in a happy marriage!