By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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Well, even when your dad is drunk he can practice safe sex. If anything I would applaud him, most guys can't manage that.

SaniK 17

That's horrible, some people have no consideration for others and just get wrapped up in their own selfish world sometimes. I ways lend a hand if I see their is something I can do to help another.

You do realize they were drunk, right? As in not in control of their actions/not thinking straight

that's one time I wouldn't lend a hand. never know what pops might want with an extra hand in the mix :D.

SaniK 17

He's a horrible idea, tell them you poked a hole in the condom they asked you for last night and say that you always wanted another brother or sister. I bet they won't do that to you again anymore :)

Better give them a condom if you don't want a sibling. haha

Jflowers9296 14

At least that's all you saw.

I'm not going to say YLS, you're lucky to have parents who are still so passionate about each other. That is a rare thing these days.

be happy. they still have a passion for each other. Find the silver lining that they atre not abusive to each other or you.

Never think the situation can't get worse. it can ALWAYS get worse. Sorry OP :(

Hey man at least they're in a happy marriage!