oil300
Hawker, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
And did you have one?
MrThump 16
Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.
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darthhera 11
Haha and then what ;)
King_ibloK 12
Your life should be a Netflix show
heavenlyassbutt 11
At Keats they're been careful
heavenlyassbutt 11
At they're been responsible.
KayDee29 31
You tried so hard... Twice.
A07 48
You mean to say, he tried two hard.
Drosophila82 18
Discovering more about Pluto tells us a lot about how Earth was formed...Now you're like earth, buddy! Enjoy the discovery firsthand!
Miss_Mandi 29
It'd be worse if you got to hear everything afterward. Besides, they seem to be happy. :)
worldclassrager 41
What did you say?
1dvos_grl3 21
Hey at least they're playing it safe..
EyRaB 17
But but .. it feels so much better without a condom !
MzZombicidal 36
Sure, giving birth and raising a child is so much better than a thin, rubber shield...
berkeleyjake 13
I guess they don't want another you