By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
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freddygasman 18

have you ever heard the saying "don't bite the hand that feeds you."? you might want to live by that one from here on out.

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dasmarra 9

I imagine the doctor going "Holy shit he's bleeding like hell!!"

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pstackz 14

just one question... how sharp are your teeth?

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babyblueyes 27

Half asleep, lol yeah a lot of people were "half asleep" on 4/20. You took the meaning of "munchies" to a new level.

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ertyert101 10

You're lucky, you can bite your finger in half with as much ease as biting a carrot in half, but your brain doesn't let you.

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trucker2 33

Heaven forbid if your playmate ever attempt anything in your slumber

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Vipera_fml 7

While reading this FML, I just happened to be listening to 'Stitches' by Shawn Mendes haha. But seriously, FYL. I've been in that situation of extreme sleep deprivation before. While studying I was eating carrots and I was so tired instead of biting a carrot, I bit into my pen and got ink all in my mouth.

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BionicIce 9

Sounds like something I would do, well you could bite your finger as easy as a carrot but your brain stops you

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