Transportation: Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

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By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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shelbystang 2

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Maybe you should grow a pair and stand up for yourself!

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:33

That bitch crazy! Surely stopping at a red light for a few minutes is better than a ticket and a fine? Especially on your daughters wedding of all days..... I wonder about people sometimes

Comments

notsoanonymous3 20

Sunday 16 November 2014 17:40

I'm gonna snicker when she gets in an accident for not stopping at a red light...people these days.

Clawsified 6

Sunday 16 November 2014 18:58

You're not whipped, you're simply a lowly Omega male.

honeypot0225 11

Monday 17 November 2014 3:40

Pussy.

messymessiah 11

Monday 17 November 2014 7:17

what are you supposed to do while driving?

GamerPerson 19

Monday 17 November 2014 13:10

Maybe I'm a horrible person, but I don't care, but you should have let her ass get in front and let her see where driving "in a hurry gets you." Then, when she gets into an accident, when she tries to get you to vouch for her, pretend not to know her ass.

Shakazulu1216 13

Monday 17 November 2014 19:56

Ur a little bitch

20minutesto9 23

Monday 17 November 2014 22:28

I don't understand how she's survived this long if she doesn't believe in stopping at red lights.

datmanbody 2

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:42

suck it up and be a man pussy

mistress_paz 30

Wednesday 24 December 2014 3:10

You deserve better than that. Maybe your passengers laughed because they were nervous and uncomfortable too. Get counseling because you can't change other people but you can improve your outlook and your life .