Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, on my first day driving a hearse, I took a wrong turn and of course every car behind followed me. Out of pure habit I had turned right into the main street as though I was driving home, when I should've turned left. At least my wife got to see me from the window as I drove past the house. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, my dad is such an asshole, he pulled out into traffic because he was too impatient to wait, which is how we ended up in the middle of a funeral for 5 miles, right behind the hearse. It was the funeral of a friend's dad and now I have 87 missed calls from her, and I’m too scared to answer. FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
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twixxone 4
i bet the priest gave you some ugly looks and you will be in his prayers
txgirl2013 14
Oh us Texans...
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Comments (167)
hcovballer247 0
you will be in somebody's prayers
patrickalamo 48
Houston. they police escorts were soooo mad... 20yrs doing this. my first mistake like this.
TalkinSmack 6
that's special
jellyD 1
distracted drivers kill people. you create your own clients. idiot
patrickalamo 48
I wasn't really distracted. I was confused by the police pointing both ways. FML, edited my posting. FML
CallMeHush 1
Time to trot out an old standard. Smooth move Exlaxx!
matt0794 1
No. 3 that is why this is an FML. idiot.
chblacklab27 0
that makes no sense re write it
patrickalamo 48
FML, edited my listing
lovinj 2
two words dumb asa.
Yoshi_Fue 9
What the **** is an "asa"?
jess6blondie9 3
Wow. You need to control your language. Not that saying dammit is bad, but using he lords name in vain is. I'm sure that priest prayed for you after that one.
cldean24 4
Not everyone believes that, just saying.
jess6blondie9 3
When did I say that everyone did believe that? I didn't. (:
SLC_grumpypants 5
DOH!!