By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
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twixxone 4

i bet the priest gave you some ugly looks and you will be in his prayers

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deefan101 11

this just made my day!!! thanks for the laugh! 

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hotair10 9

so Patrick, what happened? lol did they just ask you what happened? or did you get a serious talk?

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Swishmantastic87 0

at least there was a priest next to you to take your confession.

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stewpididiot 11

good thing you didn't turn down a dead end street.....

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chulamami916 6

You shouldn't have been distracted in the first place then you could have avoided misleading the funeral and therefore avoided cussing in front of a priest. YDI.

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venom2421 10

I don't see a problem here god isn't real so saying god damnit in front if a guy who thinks someone is real but has never saw him isn't a bad thing

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glimitless 0

yu shudnt make fun of funerals

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patrickalamo 47

the police cannot really yell at me, I write each of them a $150 check for 1.5 hrs of work. I caused a dangerous situation.

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noneya143 0

sorry,that's your own fault.

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